"How Many Times Have You Seen A Money Back Guarantee Offered On An Adult Web Site?"

Never? Of course you haven’t!  I must be insane for even asking you that question… ...because, for the most part, they don’t exist! You’d have a better chance of spotting the Sasquatch than finding a money back guarantee on an adult web site.   Here is an interesting fact to ponder: 95% of the e-commerce sites in today’s market guarantee their product, yet less than 1% of the adult industry does.  Makes you go Hmmm? Doesn’t it? What’s the difference with adult e-commerce?  The answer… Nothing! If the Webmaster has nothing to hide, and is interested in doing a legitimate, reputable and honest on-line business, then he should stand behind what he offers his potential customers. In the adult web world, you immediately know if you got your moneys worth. The second you sign up for a new website, and peer behind the velvet curtains onto your new found purchase, you immediately know whether you have been ripped off or not. Either the site delivers the goods as promised or it doesn’t. Here are a few frustrating things that we have encountered in our adult site purchases over the past 5 years that you will not find happening at keywestflashers.com The Webmaster disables your ability to right click on the image and save it to your own computer? What the hell is up with that? We hate that! The girl who was so prominently featured on the preview pages is now nowhere to be found! Or even worse, she’s promised to be included in a future update, only it’s conveniently scheduled after your membership expires. The sites pictures turn out to be poor quality scans, and it has only a fraction of the content they promised. Don’t get us wrong; there are a number of excellent adult sites on the web today. It’s just that today’s customers are skeptical, and they should be. We’ve been there Most of us have been tricked before by the H-Y-P-E.  It goes something like this… “250,000 exclusive photos, 24 hr streaming video feeds, and daily updates” (Plus, join now and a cyber-hand is going to reach out from your monitor and wank you off!) ...only once you have joined, and are inside browsing your new purchase made with your hard earned money……you find that they have the same “exclusive” photos that got sold to every other pay site on the web, and the webmaster obviously never graduated from 3rd grade math class, because there is a big gap between 250 and 250 thousand. As for the cyber-hand? Well, it was replaced by a cyber-schlong used for the good anal probing you just received. (If you were looking for a gay site you would have joined one!) For the record let us loudly state “WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN PROBING YOUR BUTT”. (Just wanted to make sure you were 100% clear on that) OK, OK enough of the soapbox preaching! I can hear you now “what about your guarantee?” First, let me tell you who our potential customers are. The candid photo collector. Spring Break wet t-shirt photo collectors. People looking for real photos of real college girls getting naked in public. Softcore college girl footage (though we do have a few girls who got a little too carried away, and those shots are on the site as well) People looking for “Voyeur” type photos. People looking for Mile High Club videos and photos.   If you do not fit into one of the above categories, then you might want to Check out our cool links page for other sites we recommend. There is a little something for everyone, personally examined by us (it’s a dirty job…but somebody’s got to do it) This is what you will find once inside our site: A collection of 5 weeks worth of nightly wet t shirt contest photos from 2002 (every night at least 2 or 3 of these girls get completely naked, and some even take it to the next level!) Thumbnails that enlarge to high resolution images, that you can download and save to your computer for high quality printing. And just to spice things up, we’ve also included access to the entire archives of “The Key West Mile High Club” which includes video and still footage. (These are actual photos and video of people having sex in a plane 1 mile above Key West) We truly hope we’ve put enough feeling into the creation of this site that you aren’t skeptical of us by this point, but for those of you who are real doubters…the real “Super Skeptics”, with guarantee in hand, you can safely peer into our members section 100% risk free and see for yourself. Our Guarantee: “We guarantee that every photo that appears on our signup page will be contained in the members section, sized at full resolution and uncensored. "We guarantee that every photo on the website can be downloaded and saved onto your computer. "We will not disable your ability to right click and save the images of your choice.” Want to see what the members section looks like? CLICK HERE We encourage you to see for yourself, totally risk free, that we mean to deliver what we promise…quality amateur flasher content. We are confident that you are not going to cancel…no one ever does…because we’re legit and we deliver the goods you’ve been looking for.  So with all that said, you've got to be ready to… Worried about giving your credit card info over the net? If the whole “on-line business thing” concerns you, know this: Less than .01% of all transactions that take place through a secure server (such as the one we use through IBILL) , result in fraudulent misuse. They process hundreds of thousands of cards each day. You have a better chance of having a three-way with Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman than you do at having your credit card info compromised. So stop all that worrying and get ready to enjoy all the wonderful things keywestflashers.com has to offer you! And for the record, we also offer alternative ways for you to join the site. Join… By Phone By Check Listen, you’re seconds away from enjoying all of our hard efforts (and general degradation to our character) from this years Spring Break 2002. Give us a try; we know you won’t be disappointed. JOIN NOW!!